Top 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Is About To Get Really Fat:

1. She eats too much.

2. Her mom is fat.

3. Her diet is terrible.

4. She belches.

5. She smokes pot everyday.

6. Eating and drinking are her favorite activities.

7. She eats when she's sad.

8. She's on a diet.

9. She doesn't exercise.

10. She's dumb.